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i aspire to reach sandshrew’s level of self care tbh
the more i look at it the more i understand how symbolic this image really is sandshrew: the audience. we are meant to connect with her mankey: stressful obligations and responsibilities that sandshrew is ignoring in order to relax with a cup of tea diglett: the NSA making sure we don’t get too comfortable
can someone who knows transformers lore explain this please
its ok cybertron won
I still don’t understand please
The orange guy (Rung) reaches over the counter for a straw and in doing so he knocks over a guy’s drink. This leads to an argument that leads to a bar fight. Megatron was at the bar and even though he wasn’t involved in the fight he still ends up in jail. While in jail he gets beaten up by a guy (Whirl) and after getting beaten up he realizes that violence is a valid option for dealing with your problems and eventually the Autobot/Decepticon war starts which destroys Cybertron.
more specifically megatron was already a revolutionary polemicist who was firmly committed to pacifism until he was assaulted in prison, at which point he starts to consider other options
the same prison visit also brings orion pax (optimus prime) into contact with megatron’s writings, which contributes to his leftist awakening, and ultimately he ends up founding the autobots. who also aren’t exactly pacifists but. complicated
both groups were initially in conflict with the existing government before ending up turning against each other and destroying mcfucking everything for four million years while pissing off everyone else in the entire universe
And the orange guy (Rong) was there from the future.